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Did you hear about that monster...(insert phrases like "I caught on the lake?" or "in my pants?") Welcome to the world of guy stories!

And of course most of these stories...and body parts...are overblown in size, whether its a fish, a penis...or a penis fish _{THANK you Grey's Anatomy...}

Anyway, that's the story behind this emote. He says 'it' is one size, when they know the truth. Poor lad, poor lad! _{<-- Pirates of Penzance joke! (...that I wouldn't expect any of you to get)}